1. I’ve come to realize that my last kiss…
…probably hasn’t happened yet.
2. I am listening to…
…WOLF FM.
3. I talk…
…too fast.
4. I love…
…too easily and too thoroughly.
5. My best friend(s)…
…get more out of me than I get out of them.
6. My first real kiss…
…happened.
8. I hate it when people ask…
…if I’ve married Alison yet.
9. Love is….
…a verb.
10. Marriage is….
“…a fine institution, but I’m not ready to be institutionalized.”
11. Somewhere, someone is thinking…
…just about anything you could possibly imagine.
12. I’ll always…
13. I have a crush…
…no, I guess I’m just hungry.
14. The last time I cried was because…
…I’ve failed to walk the Eightfold Path.
15. My cell phone….
…costs too much and delivers too little.
16. When I wake up in the morning….
…it’s a very strange day.
17. Before I go to bed…
…I get out of bed.
18. Right now I am thinking about…
…stupid internet memes.
19. Babies are…
…tasty. Yum.
20. I get on myspace…
…wait, no I don’t.
21. Today I…
…lost more ‘Mechs than I would have liked.
22. Tonight I will..
…drive further than I’d like.
23. Tomorrow it will be…
…Tuesday.
24. I really want to be…
…comfortably wealthy, and happily married.
25. Someone that will most likely repost this is…
…an idiot. Idiots will repost anything.