It has occurred to me recently that if you believe a supernatural being created the world, you need to make sure to give him full credit for having done so, as in this priceless Mony Python parody:

All things dull and ugly,
all creatures short and squat.
All things rude and nasty,
the Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,
each little wasp that stings.
He made their brutish venum,
he made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small.
All things foul and dangerous,
the Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
each beastly little squid,
Who made the spiny urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
all pox both great and small.
Putrid foul and gangrenous,
the Lord God made them all.

3 thoughts on “Creation

  1. Jal_Phoenix

    But no, he didn’t make those things! That was the devil sneaking in and making them! The devil is responsible for making all evil in the world because our god is a kind and loving god and wouldn’t make such horrible things to hurt us! What do you mean evil is a perception that changes from culture to culture? What do you mean god had to make the devil, so anything the devil makes is also according to god’s will? What do you mean by logic and reason? I don’t know what those are! You’re going to hell!


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